Welcome to Unlimiteb

We love making quality, hand-made products that we know our customers will enjoy. Go ahead and take a look! How do we know you’ll enjoy them? The algorithm.

What is Unlimiteb?

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Much like a higher being or inexplicable layoffs, Unlimiteb takes multiple perspectives to comprehend. We asked our customers what they thought:

Couldn’t be more satisfied@

Couldn’t be more satisfied! Everything delivered exactly as promised. A great value for the price.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

— Larkez Manonez, LA

Best part of waking up!

I drop in for a drink every morning before work. My husband says I need to cut back, but I don’t care! Mama deserves a treat!

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

— Dog Mom, TX

Years’ worth of progress

Was impressed by the quality, even for adults. Tackled important themes and healed my inner child.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

— Disney Adult, CA

Any Updates?

Was looking for an update on my order, as it seems it was delivered to the wrong address. Please get back to me when you can, as it’s a birthday gift!

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

— Emily.Cobbler@gmail.com

Late July 2024


Birth of Unlimiteb

From a simple idea, a complex, beautiful philosophy of corporate pasquinade birthed from our passion.

Early August 2024


Forged in Fires of Beurocracy

The efforts of state and federal agencies combined to create an entity that must file taxes 4x a year.

Mid August 2024


Honed Just for You

You, our valued brand inhabiter. You, our compassionate partner. You, our fellow corporate disciple.

Late August 2024


Complete Market Ownership

Global domination in all sectors, corner the market of avant-garde page-a-day calendars.